It was a frantic lazy afternoon without electricity, making me so uncomfortable, so I decided to move the bamboo bed to the backyard’s mango shade. I brought a made in Korea battery operated fan. The noise made me irritated from the plastic propeller.
Lagring….Lagring!!!!!!!!!
“Pagdala ragud ug paypay day kay perting iganga!” I said.
“Unsa nga pay- pay sir? Katong gikan sa Dubai? Gikan sa Pagadian, Ozamiz o katong from Bohol”she giggled.
Wow, misamot kaigang sa mga words na walang sense from Lagring.
“Kato nalang from Dubai’ I shouted, I imagined myself making pay-pay from one white peacock feathered fan I bought from the yearly Global Village event and sprayed with the latest Miss Dior perfume from Dubai Duty Free.
“Unsay color Sir? Penk? Green? Reed? O kani ganing daghang balhibo sa manok?” she retorted.
“Excuses Lagrimas, dili na sya from chicken!!! Hello, ako mopalit ug fan from himungaan???? Yay, peacock na Lagrimas!.I got irritated.
And she did bring the fan and shouted on the concrete stairs “ MISS CHINA…..!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Ayay, Miss China sa imong kigol…she waved the fan in the air and strutted down in the garden below. I was thinking…haaaay, where did I go wrong with Lagrimas. I realized maybe watching cheap TV serials made her crazy? Or maybe by watching low grade beauty contest inspired her…..you know, from the barrios.
“Dia Sir, pero ako nalay paypay nimo bi, wala naman koy trabaho Sir” she made some carinyo to me.
Wow ha….
While I felt the pastilang pagkalimi bya sa hoyohoy dala sa mahalong paypay nga pi perpyuman ug Miss Dior……..
“Sir, naa unta koy ihaangyo nimo, kanang hing text akong inahan sa kanunay gitabang nga papaulion kuno ko sunod ugma Sir….. kay paapilon ko sa kapitan namo sa beauty contest sa among barangay Purok Manggiloy-on, she requested in soft voice.
Unsa?????? Lagrimas?...sure ka?...pagsure oi…eh tinuod ka? Ahaahahahaha!! I mean I was caught between mybad and my so discriminating reactions.
I looked and surveyed Lagrimas…after all these whitening lotions she used everyday, she is fairer so far and maybe pretty as if…..kung wala nay lain!
Lagring stands 5’4, well.... pag naka high heels ug 7 inches e di 6’1 na ang kagwang. Na smooth napod iyang legs, adah..... daghan bitaw ug Hazel Bishop ingod- ngod sa iyang bagtak. Bantog ra sige lang syag suot sa iyang pekpek shorts……
Hala sige Lagrimas apil anang inyong binuang, basta uli dayon inig human sa contest ha? I approved and consented.
“Kanang Sir ingon man to si Ma’am Bebe Enriquez nga naa daw IKO attire”..kana bang mugna gani gikan sa kinaiyahan?
“Unsa? Basin ug ECO attire….ecological attire from nature”
“Mao na Ser…..!tenk yo jud daan Ser.”
Unya asa na nato na paliton?....pila ka bulig nga saging kinahanglan nimo sa imong Yellow Banana attire? Ahahahaha!!! I imagined Lagring in full Banana…say, she will be Miss Banana Republic!!! Arghhhhh…any how kan-on nalang later ang saging noh?
“Nah…dili ko ganahan ana Ser, bugal-bugal, maulaw ta ana….mokorana raba si Kapitan Otik! Kato nalang akong nakit-an sa imong trunks gikan sa Dubai…kato bang abaca nga gown?.....”
Wow….ambisyosang Lagring.
Ang gusto pajud isuot ang akong couture nga gown made in abaca with Swarovski crystals!!!!
Para bang mag-ambisyon gani ka….iambisyon jud ang taas, wala bitaw bayad!
Maka daug kaha si Lagring?....unsay iyang iparang sa Miss Talent Portion?...unsay iyang gamiton nga country?...unya naa kahay swimsuit portion? Unya duna diay na syay swimsuit…..naa kahay mapalit nga two piece bikini sa ukay-ukay????
…abangan!!!!!!!!!!!
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