Sunday, July 22, 2012

OF FLAUNT AND SOCIAL CLIMBS





Social Climber daw when somebody post something dining in a restaurant..... said who? A big NO!!!!


Well, kung nag -ipon ka ng 3 months para ka lang makakain sa Starbucks or Bo's Cafe..that's SOCIAL CLIMB. PERO kung way of life mo na jud...MEANING NAA KAY KWARTA IADTO ug ikaon sa cafe, then why not. There is such a thing as TASTE, lahi ang service ug quality sa mga high end na cafe, and it is the most demanded SERVICES. I remember when tua mi sa PARIS...I told my friends nga gisapot na ko ug kape sa Mc DONALD and I wanted my coffee didto sa Champs Elysees...where Coffee cost 50 dollars, plus inig abot sa imong bill naa pa kay bayran nga extra per 30 minutes additional...so kung ang imong kape 2 hours mong gi inom, pwessss magbayad kag additional. My friends reacted in aghast.




 I explain to them that we are in Paris, and when in Paris act like Parisian ...not tourists whose tour are in ecomic-anemic wallets arggghhhhh.Well, after lots of persuasion all dressed up like Parisians and we went to CAFE DU PARIS and enjoyed the most expensive coffee in our life. Social climbing? of course not. You are plain and simple SOSYAL if you travel often to Paris. Sir...pwede ko nimo iuban sa Paris???? Lagring seriously asked me.
Ay Lagring, lisod jud ka iuban sa Paris kay printed kaayo imong mga sanina..makuyawan ang mga French uy.....Ngano man sir? Lagrimas ask.


Well I said to Lagring...Paris is the center of fashion and luxury, the French people love all what is good thing in life. French eat lunch or dinner in style, dili pareho nimo Lagring nga tulo ra ka hungit ang usa ka plato nga kaon...!!! Kinahanglan Lagring ang pagkaon kan-on nimo in french way...usa ka oras ang imong usa ka plato nga lafang....in between kinahanglan naay conversation...like arts,fashion, trends, the economy and politics Lagring.Plus another hour for a tiramisu dessert or an italian gelato, sort of.Paris you may think are bland people..90 percent of french people wear black all year round. Unya Lagring mahadlok man ka mosuot ug black kay ingon ka gibungol-bungolan ka sa imong inahan ..kay ngano kang naka black...gitunglo daw nimo sila...ahehehehehehe, Parisian ka Lagring! hala pusta kana imong black attire kay iuban ka nako pohon sa Pares-pares SA KANTO...kay didto ta maniudto!!!!!!!


So if you have the TASTE AND MONEY go eat at expensive restaurant...attitude is style and social. Ayaw pod ug papiktyur sa Jonquera or sa Pasil didto sa MacDO...meaning didto sa mac duko-duko ka sa kaulaw noh....
AND THEN PIKTYUR-PIKTYUR.....:)))))
Now if dining out cost you your two months salary...owmygowhness by all means sa balay ka mad stay ug magluto kad paniudto =utan plus sinubakan ug tulingan prito....kalami biya na...ug dal-a ang lamesa outside sa ilaliom ng guava tree....ahahahahaaha...ambience gihapon.
Eating in big resto needs attitude and presentation too Lagring....kinahanglan naka make up ka!!! dili ng mura kag naanuos imong nawong...kay paet Lagring ang diskreminasyon..tan-awon ka from head to foot...they will smile to you and sigh...oh sir i love your louboutin shoes and your hermes bag!!!!!! asus! Si Oprah Winfrey gani gipagawas sa Hermes shop kay wa may presentation... wa mailhi ang bilyonarya nga sikat....but then it was a mistake , so a public apology followed...still the damage had been done.


So Lagring pag ambisyon......!!!!!!!!!! katkat oi......



PHOTOCREDITS: Bo's Cafe Pagadian
                                   Jonathan Bernasol

2 comments:

  1. I couldn't help but laugh and laugh...... It is a must read from Stylemonger LOL.......

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